yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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