Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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