i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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