There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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