What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I woke up under a house in Key West
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