In the future we'll all be gay
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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