do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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