Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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