If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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