They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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