This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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