Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Come on in and take your pants off
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