dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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