saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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