Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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