we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Drake has all the answers
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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