I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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