What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
