That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Randomize
