She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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