I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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