Can Purell be used as lube?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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