Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
