and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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