She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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