i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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