you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Its about making memories worth repressing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
