The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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