You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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