I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
should my penis look like a turkey
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm always down for nudity.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
