biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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