The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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