so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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