We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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