why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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