If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sorry about my life...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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