she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
