If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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