but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I have tasted many bathrooms
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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