Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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