After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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