I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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