so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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