didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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