He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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