i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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