another moral hangover. fuck.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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