I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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