Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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