What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize