i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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