She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
