i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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