I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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