i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
