I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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