3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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