I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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