Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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